Learning new skills
September and October, 2009
It has taken me a while to learn that I won't learn many useful skills if I just sit around in my lair plotting all day, so it was time to go off to school. I was quite nervous about it at first, and wasn't so sure I really wanted to go (or maybe it was just the terrible weather that day. In either case, by the end of my first day I was hooked. So many new skills to learn that can help me achieve my goals and plenty of new people to charm with my charisma! It hasn't all been fun and games though. I've had to go through an internship for the local nobility. What a pain, always pick up this, put away that, stand up, sit down, don't sit on the cat. No room at all for creative expression I tell you. Anyways, after the internship I was promoted to apprentice Sith! I've heard eventually I'll get my own lightsaber, but for now I just get to wear the uniform. – Darth Xavier
What I did on my Summer Vacation!
July and August, 2009
During my research, I discovered it is traditional to write an essay the first week of school on what you did during your summer vacation. Well I might as well have one prepared in case I need it, so here goes. I started out with few weeks visiting the family in Arizona. I was going to fly, but these baggage fees are starting to get ridiculous. Instead, I decided to take a truck and enjoy the trip. On the way I met Stitch and we both share a love for destroying things. It was a perfect match in a friend! I also took the time to show Uncle George how to use the swing set properly. I'm not very good at giving direction though, so I decided to spend some time just hanging out and enjoying the remainder of my time off. The pool was absolutely beautiful this summer and I spent some time with mom, dad, and Jane honing my underwater demolition skills. You just never know what kind of talents you'll need when you're planning on world domination. Speaking of which, the more I learn, the more I believe I might not need an army of minions to take over everything. It seems people pay way too much attention to celebrities and listen to whatever they happen to say. Between my good lucks and obvious talents, starting a band may be the best way to go. I wonder how hard it would be to insert subliminal messages into my drum solos? Anyways, if I'm going to go that route first thing I need to do is get a better lead guitarist. Daddy looks burnt out and we haven't even started touring yet! Well I've got to get off to school.. see ya next month – Xavier
Slacker!
March and April, 2009
What a slacker! Dad had been too busy to update my website on a regular basis. So what if he is working two jobs, playing WoW, and studying for certification exams. He needs to remember... the world revolves around me! Everyone else in the family seems to have gotten them message. While daddy was busy playing around, I got some information from my top intelligence analyst that some giant bunny would be bringing everyone candy and raising people from the dead (I might have that part wrong, must do further research). I thought a giant bunny could be extremely useful in my plans, so i set out to catch this so called Easter Bunny. In order to do this, I needed to get some giant animals of my own. So I ordered the ACME Jr. Mad Scientist and Genetic Engineering kit and began experimenting on Mrs. Kitty. Unfortunately, Mrs. Kitty didn't like being experimented with and Grandpa had to whisk me to safety. It is a good thing that train was waiting for me. After the all clear, I decided to take it easy for a bit. It was time to unbutton the collar, and catch some R&R. Happy trails! – Xavier
